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Total Medals Earned: 439 (From 93 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,335 Points

Heart of Ice

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/410 points)

Neophyte 5 Points

Master the game's basic controls

Ishmael and I 5 Points

Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael

Pest Control 5 Points

Kill at least sixteen insects

The Deposed 5 Points

Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!

Yarrrr! 5 Points

Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!

Acid Trip 10 Points

Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped

Atavist 10 Points

Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'

Completion 10 Points

Complete the entire game

Icarus 10 Points

Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers

Nonpareil 10 Points

Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum

Tepid 10 Points

Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos

Hoarder 25 Points

Find every secret item in the game

Post Mortem Aggression 25 Points

Unlock and defeat the secret boss

Unlimited 25 Points

Unlock every bonus in the game

Dancing Mad 50 Points

Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode

Invincible 50 Points

Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena

The Extreme 50 Points

Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode

Deity 100 Points

Gain every other achievement in the game

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Johnny Why Are You Late?

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/95 points)

Sniper 5 Points

Put a scope on it

Bravery 10 Points

Drive without a license!

Speed Devil 25 Points

Drive over 200kph!

Dirty Secrets 50 Points

Open her box.

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K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Kill Baby Hitler

Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)

Mission Accomplished 10 Points

You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.

Mission Failed 10 Points

You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.

Baby Hitler 5 Points

Looks more like it...

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Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 16/27 (575/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

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Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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